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Non-Active Talent / Lisa Seldon (Snuff Fest)
« on: July 10, 2019, 07:00:39 PM »


RING NAME: Lisa Seldon
NICKNAME: Insert Here
DATE OF BIRTH: 07/28/1986
HEIGHT: 5'6"
WEIGHT: 130 lbs
BILLED FROM: Glasgow, Scotland
PRO DEBUT: A while ago. 15 years give or take.
HARDCORE/DEATHMATCH EXPERIENCE: Most of her career. Let's say 14 for Hardcore and at least 10 in Deathmatches.
ENTRANCE MUSIC: "Fear of Dying" by Jack Off Jill
PICBASE: Drew Barrymore (Around 2003)
TWITTER HANDLE: @lisacanrana

After Dark World Champion, Yamashi Promotions Unified Team Champion (w/Anna Mathews), 2019 DTW Blood Bowl winner, Rebel Pro Grandslam Champion

Hi-top Converse sneakers, black denim short shorts over some patterned leggings, one elbow pad on the left, white tape from knuckle to wrist, and whatever t-shirt she's trying to shill that day. Entrance wise it’s the same but she also has a variety of fancy leather and denim jackets.

Lisa is a fairly easy going sort for these kinda circumstances. She probably wouldn’t bother to check her opponent but not in a particularly malicious sense. More of a, I’ve done what I need to onto the next one type of deal. She’ll shake their hand if they’re offering but she’s not going out of her way.

In general she’s odd and irreverent and not great, but compared to some of the human garbage swilling around in this thing she’s positively delightful.

A chair, because it's versatile, but I guess since it's a Deathmatch the chair is also on fire.

1. Muay-Thai Clinch Knee Strikes
2. Roundhouse Kick
3. Yakuza Kick
4. Spinning Legsweep
5. Sliding Dropkick
6. X-Factor
7. Sitout Jawbreaker
8. Death Valley Driver
9. Snap Crucifix Driver
10. Spaceman Plancha

Lisa’s background is in Muay-Thai and general gameplan is to kick everyone to death or die trying. She’s also throw knees, elbows, chairs, kitchen sinks. She’s not quite so high-flying these days but if the opportunity arises she’ll go in for it. If she can, she’ll also drop people on their heads and faces, but opportunities for that are limited.

1. [The Evil Dead] Fisherman’s Driver.
2. [The Horror Pop] Top-Rope/Running/Tree-of-Woe Shotgun Double Knee Strike. Basically anytime she lifts two knees and puts them through a person's face.
3. [Killacanrana] Spike Hurricanrana.
4. [The Evil Dead 2 (Dead By Dawn)] Angle Slam lift to Fisherman’s Driver.
5. [Wolfsbane] Blinding Mist Attack.

1. [The Man Opener] Roundhouse Kick to the head of an opponent on all fours.
2. [Hovering Butterfly] Alligator Clutch Pin.
3. [The Evil Dead III (Army of Darkness)] Vertical Drop Wrist Clutch Fisherman’s Driver (death move).


“Fear of Dying” blasts out over the speakers; a thunderous flurry that soon draws Lisa out to the stage. Lisa steps out, drops to her knees and throws both arms out at her sides, pulling some applause from the crowd.


Lisa pops back up and saunters down to the ring, beaming a smile as she takes her time with it. Never breaking her stride she hops up onto the apron, leans back to shoot a wink into the nearest camera and then hops up over the ropes.


She lands with her arms out stretched and does a little spin for good measure. She then takes her corner and hops up for a seat on the top turnbuckle.

She will hop up onto the ropes and celebrate. Hopefully while not bleeding out.

[Upon signing the contract, each participant has to sign a waiver due to the violent nature of this tournament and if the waiver is refused, the participant is hereby removed from the tournament. Think before you sign because you can not back out later.]

4CW Discussion / Re: South Beach Brawl Cup '19 Registration
« on: February 23, 2019, 12:42:26 AM »
Is it possible to guarantee not being in the show immediately after this one?

Retrograde II / Blood and Rhetoric
« on: February 22, 2019, 11:06:26 PM »
Lisa Seldon is an arrogant, attention hungry psychopath, which makes it very hard to say nice things about her.

Tonight she’s bellowing at us from some quaint little rooftop garden in a city indistinguishable from the angle you’ve been given. They all sort of run together up here and she’s passed through all of them; fuzzy lights burning and expiring across the expanse. A healthy backdrop for the show.

It's cold out for this one. There’s fog on her breath and crystals hanging in the damp around her as she stands there freezing her tits off. She’s doing her best not to show it, even as she leans back into a bar around the buildings edge and felt ice water soaking through the faux army jacket she’d thrown on for the occasion. Her eyes light up like they’re on fire.

“I’ve had a lot of questions thrown my way since I signed on for this match. I guess everyone was as surprised about it as I was, and now they all want to know one thing. Why?

Well, more of a: what are you doing, you already work everywhere and now you think you can join 4CW as well? Those people will eat you alive and you will 100% deserve it you vain, desperate, money hungry bitch.

My dad and I have always had a very complicated relationship.”

Rimshot. She smiles indulgently. That was a joke and not a very good one, adequately setting the tone for tonight's proceedings. Don’t worry, it gets a lot more angry and sardonic as we go if you're willing to stick this first bit out.

“Anyway it’s a fairly simple answer. I’m back, because I have a debt to myself. One I’ve been letting build up for a while.”

She takes a step and kicks her heel up onto the barrier at her back, leaning into it.

“I signed on for Bad Company and did so with a great deal of bravado. We were rank outsiders, but that didn’t matter me. No one knew us, no one cared, but I knew we were good for it. Everyone else taking their chance was looking for a payday and a good showing. Me? I was here to win the whole fucking thing, and no one was going to stop me.

I didn’t need anyone to know we were good. I was going to show them. I didn’t need anyone to sing our praises. I was going to do it for us. I was going to march us out there, run the fucking gauntlet or murders and psychopaths this company keeps rolling out and leave as an overnight success story. One more audience begging for me to return. One more title to add to my increasingly redundant collection - and one I’d never have to give back, since apparently you don’t even have to defend them.

I promised myself the world. Then the bell rang, the world turned and I left that night with nothing but a headache.”

She hangs her head and leans into the smile. You’d think she’d be over it by now, but somethings never leave. They just fester and gnaw away at you.

“I have thrown a lot of things together to rationalise what happened that night. Craig and I don’t particularly gel as a team. There’s no shame in that. We’ve wrestled together in other places; it went just as well. There were better teams than us that did just as poorly. Hell, even the best in their business have off days. It’s why Rafa Nadal doesn’t have 12 French Open titles and Manny gets to say he’s been a 4CW World Champion for like a half hour.

There’s a rational explanation for anything if you’re willing to go looking for it. That doesn’t make me feel any better when I remember I’ve got a fucking loss to Nemesis on my record.”

She stops as it hits her like a dagger.

“That night I didn’t have any such answers. I didn’t have any anything. I just went back to my hotel room, lay face down full length on the floor and began thinking back through all the things I’ve ever done in my life that I regret. Which took ages.

It was very pitiful, I’m not gonna lie.”

A very - very - marked roll of the eyes. There’s a lot of things in this performance that are just hyperbole and rhetoric. That part was a little close to the bone.

“I made a joke the other day about the lowest point in my life. If I was giving an honest appraisal, I would struggle to find anything more humbling to pick from throughout the breadth of my career - a career in which I have wasted far too many nights digging hunks of glass from my hole and once lost a match to Reventon, who is a four foot tall barely intelligible little bull man.

Even amongst all that, I would still feel myself reaching for the time I got to watch my partner tap out while I was help helpless by some witch doctor looking cunt who doesn’t know how to moisturise.

Losing is never not awful, but there’s a special kind of low that comes with losing to someone you cannot stand in any form or fashion. I have very much visited the bottom of that particular well of despair and I would not at all recommended it on my Tripadvisor review. Nor do I intend to find my way back there again.”

She turned from the camera a moment, slid her hand across the bar and flicked a few droplets of water off the back end of the building.

“I have been annoyed about that ever since. Which was stupid really because there was a very obvious solution. I just had to get back here and setup a shoe closet in someone’s eye socket.

I have since made an excuse of biding my time, setting deadlines for myself that I always managed to find a way out of. Holidays, big events, tournaments, once in a lifetime opportunities. It was never the right time, but course, it never is. There’s always a reason not to do something, you just have to stop listening to yourself and get on with it.”

Without a word of warning she kicks up her heels and takes a seat on the railing. Evidently it was a surprise to everyone, since the the camera takes a little wobble, while all across the world wrestling promoters feel their hearts leap in their chest.

She’s got like half a dozen belts to her name right now. That would be such a waste.

“So. I was with that frame of mind I was perusing my now quite standard, quarterly sales pitch from Perry Wallace. Apparently he’s hard up on dumb bitches willing to fall into pits glass and piles of Bryan Laughlin’s old used up needles for an absurdly low amount of money.

He was giving it the usual spiel. Please join, we need you, I hate my roster, all of them want me dead except for that one dude who definitely looks like he was birthed in a rape crisis centre. You all know exactly which guy I’m talking about.”

She lets it sit for a beat.

“I’m joking, mostly, but the gist is all sort of there.”

Then quickly waves it off as she rattles on. There’s some pace about the proceedings now.

“He offered me a proposition. One night, leveraged as a favour to him and a little tester for me. Round out his card and put a twist on the show. I figured why not. Fuck it. He needed a body and I wanted my win back. Either way it was only one match, so I signed up right there and then.

Then I thought about it for a bit, and now quite a lot of me wishes I hadn’t bothered.”

She holds up a finger as if trying to get in front of the argument. The only other sound is the occasional thrust of the wind or the gentle hum of traffic streaming well off below.

“There’s a dignity that can be found in coming up short against someone with a record. You can build off a loss to someone like Bronx Valescence or Genevie Carlson in their house. When you lose to Erik Holland, nobody gives you a pat on the back for a good showing and a job well done. They start asking if you’re feeling okay or if you’ve contracted some kind of feral wasting disease.

Those are the stakes I’ve been given. Win and I’ve only done exactly what I was supposed to do. I beat Erik Holland and unlike everyone else doing it, I didn’t even get to wave a belt at him for a laugh. Lose and I’ve properly obliterated myself and I get to spend the rest of my career digging my way back out of that hole.”

She shivers a bit too theatrically.

“Every argument I ever have will be undermined by someone going yeah but what about Holland, because wrestlers are horrible people and they love to play on your insecurities like that. Every group that ever backed me will be scrutinised into the ground. That’s like 14 different places, I’ll bring half the independent wrestling circuit down around me.

There will be a special place for me in 4CW hell, alongside the pedo, HUGE CAWK guy and maybe Burn if he’s actually dead. All of which I think has now just about exhausted my repertoire of 4CW references. A couple of which I don't actually understand.”

A little sigh escapes her, barely audible as the wind picks up for a second.

“Now, it’s not that I think I’m above my opponent or anything like that. That would be really rude of me and I like to think I’m a better person than that. No, it’s that everyone else thinks it because it’s right and I am, which means I’ve really got nowhere good to go from here.

I’ve got goals you know I want to spit blood with Laughlin and Kaiser. I want to fall off the ridiculous murder cage and have everyone tell me how exciting it was when I fell off the ridiculous murder cage. I want to beat Dakota half to death with a giant metal plaque showing how much more widely respected I am as a deathmatch wrestler than the guy who describes himself as the flesh that hates.

I want to carve out a niche here. I get none of that when I’m still wallowing in the stink of a loss to the guy everyone decided was the softest fucking cunt in wrestling. Which he accepted, because he is.”

She leans right into the camera for that one and nods along.

“Erik Holland has a massively inflated opinion of himself that nobody else in the world shares. He marshals around like he’s some sort of deathmatch legend and humbly includes himself as maybe just the second or third best in the world whenever he says he’s trying to talk someone up.

If you told Erik Holland you were hosting a dick sucking content and there was a belt in it, he'd be the first in line telling you he was easily one of the top dick suckers in the world, having once sucked five dicks in the rain and gotten a medal for it. And all the time he’d be reminding us he was rapidly sucking his way through the ranks.”

She clicks her tongue.

“I remember once, when he was writing up the rankings for the best in the world at getting razor blades pushed into your face, he told me I was good but not quite worth rating yet because I didn’t quite have the resume he did. Imagine, that fat cunt talking down to me, even though I’ve been doing stupid shit to my body since like 1920s prohibition era wrestling and had already body-bagged him once in a match in which the ring explode.

I figured he’d remember that one. I can only assume when you’re a giant, 300 odd pound bag of shit and garbage, rings collapse under you all the time and it gets a bit samey after a while, but his continual pigheaded ignorance and absolute disdain for fact makes him quite hard to take seriously.”

A snarl tears across her face as she rattles off prose. When she is eventually standing over him, his insides rapidly becoming outsides and spreading about the ring, it’s probably that little exchange she’s going to use to justify.

It won’t take a lot.

“In 4CW meanwhile he’s not even earning pity praise. Days after getting his head chunked up by Viduus, he was up in the tweets bragging about not being a corpse, like it was his fault Holland didn’t have the decency to go another round with the man and die.

You can only piss with the cock you’ve got and Viduus practically drowned the man, while Holland is out there probably going against doctor’s orders to carry on ruining himself and treating it like a moral victory.

Everyone else in the world would know they weren’t on to a winner when they were trying to brag they only got beaten unconscious, but here comes the Bye Bye Man, trying to pedal it like a bike with two flat tyres and no seat that’s constantly catching fire.

And incidentally, that is the worst fucking nickname since all of the other nicknames he definitely gave himself”

She gives us a little tut and a shake of the head, no time to indulge in it now.

“This isn’t even just a taken aback by the rigors and demands of 4CW type of thing either. He’s crap everywhere else in the world too. Erik Holland has taken a similar approach to wrestling as grass has to fighting back the lawnmower and he’s come out of it looking just as good.

He just wants to bang out a brawl with everyone who comes his way and is always quite thankful when he gets to spend the evening talking up an injury that wasn’t actually as bad as the one his opponent promised but was still actually quite enough to get shot of him for a night.

That would be fine if we were in some carnival sideshow, but I’m not content to just spill a bunch of my blood about the ring and say we put on a great show for the fans. I’m out here for a bloody win and I’m going to Drederick Tatum this fat fuck while he tries to weather the storm like he was a third world country.

Which is fitting, because he’s not equipped for this, doesn’t have the infrastructure, and no one is going to care enough to help him when it’s over.”

She lets that one hang and twist in the wind.

“See, I get nothing for a win over this load, so I have to do more. I have to make a story of it, turn this match into a spectacle, undermine every terrible thing everyone else has ever done to him, Viduus backwards and beyond.

I want his autopsy reports to say it looked like someone accidently set off a blender inside him. I want death and terrible loss of life, children running from the stands for an entirely different reason than he’s used to. I want scorched earth and questions to my sanity, wrestlers coming up to me after their matches, complaining about the smell and panicking because they think they can catch type 2 diabetes from the stain of him I made in that ring.

They’re calling it a Deathmatch, so fine. I want him to die, but I’ll settle for him going down broken in chunks when his dangerously oversized heart gives out on him, because I am nothing if not flexible.”

Another little smile as she throws us a wink. Suddenly the pace of it all settles.

“I’m going to unmake him in as horrific a fashion as he can handle. I will see him look back on what two defending champions did to turn his body into a crime scene with fondness from the confines of his iron lung.

I will ruin his life in one single outing, and for that, I’ll have earned myself a foothold in this place. Perhaps not a particularly strong one; Holland has seen less marks in the win column here than he has of his own dick; the fat, repugnant loser. I can hardly expect to ride that to a guaranteed title shot - despite everything everyone who works here has told me to the contrary - but I’ll have cleared the slate at least and that’s good enough for now.

4CW is a goal of mine, like it is for a lot of people out there. Unlike the rest of them however, I’m not going to be another blustering big name, forever promising to get around to it, someday... maybe... one day soon, although hopefully not all that soon because I don't want to actually do.

That was me, but not anymore. No, I’m taking my steps. The first one is now.”

At that she let herself hang back, legs swinging, body teetering on the edge quite quiet, quite content. The camera cut there and hours, upon days, upon weeks upon months of pent up tension and hurt feelings fell with it.

She’d dreaded making this return. Everywhere she’d gone, everything she’d done, 4CW was always hanging over her like a curse. Now she was in it. She had a voice again and relief spread through her unchecked. Now she just had to act on it. That had always been the easy part.

Bye bye, man.

4CW Discussion / Re: RP Divisions
« on: February 22, 2019, 09:23:17 PM »
All in. No word counts, no gods, no masters.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 31, 2018, 04:42:02 PM »
The Hellcat Spangled Death Squad vs. Team NJFC - Kamikaze Pro Wrestling

Leading into the Kamikaze Pro Wrestling Lords of the Ring tournament, the Hellcat Spangled Death Squad were a relatively unknown team. The arrived with little fanfair and came into the majority of their matches as the underdogs.

The trio ran through a murderer’s row of talent, facing championship laden teams from DTW and Budokan Gaijin Dream Fight, all culminating in an eventual tournament win over the indomitable Dogs of War. However it was this match against the NJFC dream team of Ana Hayden, Craig Anderson and Chris Madison which would be the making of them.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 28, 2018, 08:02:01 PM »
Ana Hayden vs. Aokigahara Zombie - Taipei Deathmatch - Ana Hayden's Bloodsport: Night 2

Ana Hayden’s Bloodsport was a joke that quickly got out of hand, growing from a wouldn’t this be funny skit to a two night extravaganza. The premises was simple; straight up singles matches fought to either a knockout or tapout. For the night two main event however, they decided to go a little bigger.

This time Ana and Aoki would meet in a Taipei Deathmatch. A contest which played to the strengths of both; a versitible stand-up game for Ana and a wanton, insatiable bloodlust for Aoki.

Unsurprisingly, this one was not for the faint of heart.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 27, 2018, 12:14:59 PM »
Anna Mathews vs. Lisa Seldon - After Dark Championship Unification Match - Death Trip Wrestling

With back to back wins over members of the Zombie family, Lisa and Anna had secured their titles and won their way into a unification bout to decide the first ever After Dark Unified Champion.

Coming into this match Anna was on a bit of a hot streak against Lisa, having beaten her in both Red State Revolver and Kamikaze Pro. The odds were in her favour and the Hellcat Spangled Death Squad leader had it all to prove. Luckily this was her type of match. If there was ever a time to reset the balance, it was now.

The match had all the makings of a classic and for a little added bonus, they were throwing down in the Tokyo Dome.

And obviously, they did it in the Tokyo Dome.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 26, 2018, 11:24:48 PM »
Craig Anderson vs. Blaise vs. Damien - New Atlantic Championship - Rebellion Pro

For a good portion of this year, Blaise Faders found herself embroiled in a blood feud with the Conglomerate, largely aimed at their leader, Damien Miri. The issues between the clouded their runs in Red State Revolver and eventually spilled out over the wrestling world at large. The issues between them were brought to boil and they aimed to settle their issues once and for all in Rebellion Pro.

Enter Craig.

The Rebellion Pro superstar was having a year of mixed fortunes, winning titles and tournaments in Japan but struggling to hold his footing back home (possibly because he kept threatening to kill the company). Craig made for an unlikely and honestly unwelcome representative in this contest, but that wasn’t going to stop him. After all if there’s one thing Craig is good at, it’s ruining everyone else’s day.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 25, 2018, 07:38:51 PM »
Anna Mathews vs. Jacky Rex Daniels - OWF Ultimate Championship - Oceanic Wrestling Federation

Happy birthday to Jacky and Anna. Let’s all celebrate by remembering the time they tried to kill each other.

At the backend of 2018 Jacky Rex Daniels was suffering something of a crisis of confidence. Of the original trio, Lisa was the After Dark Champion and Anna was the OWF Ultimate Champion. Meanwhile the only thing Jacky was carrying around was an inferiority complex having blamed himself for their recent War Games loss. Jacky was looking to prove himself and he was going to do it at the expense of Anna Mathews, who also happened to be his girlfriend.

Jacky had scrapped his way to a title shot, winning out over the likes of Cosmo Cooper and Leela Watts. Now he had the title shot in hand, friends and family be damned. Anna however had similar thoughts heading in. The newly crowned OWF Ultimate Champion had fought long and hard to win that belt. No one was taking it without a fight.

This was going to be a struggle.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 25, 2018, 07:18:05 PM »
Lisa Seldon vs. Eddie Jacobs - Deathmatch - Evolution Wrestling

Lisa had a lot of highlights in her home promotion of Evolution Wrestling. She’d challenged for the title, took part in War Games and ran wild in the company’s Jigsaw Gauntlet. Ask Lisa what her EW highlight was for the year and she’ll answer without hesitation. It was the night she fought Eddie Jacobs in a Deathmatch.

Eddie Jacobs had been a continual thorn in the side of the Hellcat leader. He’d dogged her almost from the day she’d joined, trading barbs and blows before the two eventually fought to a stalemate at Mark Storm’s Surgical Summer.

The issues between them came to ahead the night he stepped in and cost her a match for the EW Championship against Mark Storm. Eddie of course had his reasons. He had a title shot to cash in on. Unsurprisingly, Lisa wasn’t all that understanding.

The two were set to collide, and in the British home of Deathmatch wrestling, there was really only one way it could be settled.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 25, 2018, 06:37:09 PM »
Team Ana Hayden vs. Team Cosmo Cooper - Trios Match - WXW Cosmo’s Spring Break

It’s a Christmas day catch up which means it’s time to get stupid. In mid 2018 Cosmo Cooper conducted a tour through the CWC promotions that took him through WXW. Already on that tour Cosmo had fallen foul of Ana Hayden and now she was looking to bury him both figuratively and literally.

The two of them came teamed up for a fight and the odds appeared to be running against the forever face of the Championship Wrestling Coalition. However, this was Cosmo’s Spring Break and he’d come with a plan.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 19, 2018, 06:39:57 PM »
Ana Hayden vs. Aokigahara Zombie - NJFC Global Championship - NJFC Fighting Spirit

Ana and Aoki had a couple hellacious battles in 2018. The first came in Japan when Ana Hayden, just finding her feet as the NJFC Global Champion, found herself face to face with the old murder man in a match that perfectly suited him.

In the lead up to the event, officials promoted the match with a poll to find the right stipulation. What they ended up with was a cinderblock deathmatch. Aoki tried everything he could to straight up murder her ass, but in the end it was Ana putting him away.

It was a match that people would want to see again and again. Except Ana, who doesn’t like when people try to kill her.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 17, 2018, 04:46:12 PM »
HSDS vs. The Conglomerate vs. The Dogs of War vs. Kross Steel Mafia - War Games - OWF Unit 30

Lisa Seldon spent a great deal of time trying to get her team involved in a War Games match. Her prayers were answered by OWF, who booked the monstrosity to decide the winners of the Thunderblock tournament.

The Hellcat Spangled Death Squad found themselves alongside some of the best teams in the world, and also three people who got thrown together and given a funny name.

The match had it all, if by all you mean all the standard things you get in wrestling, blood, violence and a disregard for general human safety. It was also a bizarre frankensteinien mash up of the thing in that it was fought until the first team got three falls. Ideal for fans who like wrestling, because that meant there was so much of it.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 15, 2018, 07:53:57 PM »
Lisa Seldon vs. Fukushima Zombie - After Dark Junior Heavyweight Championship Match - After Dark

Lisa and Fukushima went back and forth numerous times while competing in Japan, usually with Fukushima getting the better of it. As such, she was a ideal candidate for a defence when After Dark started hosting shows.

The issues itself between the two was a fairly bizarre one. Like so many creeps and psychopaths before her, Fukushima had fallen for Lisa and chose to display it in a rather violent way. Lisa had responded in kind, spurning the girl’s advances at every turn. Scientists will debate Lisa’s freak finder gene for decades, but it was certainly not a feeling that was reciprocated.

There’s is a story that will continue to run, but in After Dark at least, it came to head in a brutal encounter that would help set the tone for the promotion going forward.

Horrific violence and a little bit of strange.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 14, 2018, 08:41:01 PM »
Ana Hayden vs. Bronx Valescence  vs. Bryan Laughlin vs. Chris Madison - 4CW - Ante Up

It's Ana Hayden’s birthday and so it only seems right to celebrate with her highlight of the year.

The 4CW roster is one of the best in the world, and for one hour the best of the best fought to a near stalemate. Nothing could separate the four of them. Nothing at least until Ana stepped up to break the deadlock and separate herself from the pack.

Ana would not go on to have the reign she'd hoped for, but for one night at least, she was untouchable.

The best of the best of the best.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 13, 2018, 11:17:51 PM »
Jacky Rex Daniels vs. Emi Horota - Singles Match - Kamikaze Pro

Emi Horota was on a tear in 2018, racking up major title reigns and taking huge scalps between her time in Rose City and Kamikaze Pro. Jacky Rex Daniels meanwhile was known as an out and out tag wrestlers who’d rarely ventured out of the Australia and New Zealand scene.

The two met in the midst of a Kamikaze Pro Wrestling tour in what was expected to be a breakout but ultimately fruitless venture for the Team Overkill Star. Instead he closed out the night with a star making performance and put himself on the map.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 12, 2018, 04:09:52 PM »
Craig Anderson vs. Ryan Henderson - Junior Heavyweight Championship Singles Match - NJFC

Craig had a relatively quiet 2018, content to pick his spots, talk shit on twitter and do just enough to keep himself relevant. In the midst of this he took a trip to Japan, rose up through a stacked field and went home a champion.

It’s not hard to find highlights in Craig’s run through the field. It’s hard to narrow it down. Across two nights of action Craig faced some of the best in the world, from Arlo to Michael Kelly, but it’s the final of night 2 against Ryan Henderson (not Johnny Amazing, apparently) that we settled on.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 11, 2018, 09:13:43 PM »
Lisa Seldon vs. Dickie Harter - Club Domina Singles Match - Hard Rock is Dead

Hard Rock is Dead was a rousing success (if you measure success in blood, injuries and stupidity). AJ dreamed of a world where wrestling would destroy the Hard Rock Resort nd his dream was brought to light. However, only one person could step up to obtain the Headcase Award for Most Batshit Antics on a Mad One. Obviously that was our Lisa Seldon.

From the confines of Club Domina, Lisa and Dickie took the stage and engage in a war of nonsense, featuring strippers, dirty dancing and a brief snack break. All culminating in a fall that was just on the right side of near fatal.

Everyone walked away hurt that night, but only one of them got a trophy made from old Motorcycle parts for it.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 11, 2018, 08:47:05 PM »
Anna Mathews vs. Joe Stanton vs. Will Neilson - Vinyl Nightclub Triple Threat Match - Hard Rock is Dead

AJ Morales was a simple man with a simple dream; destroy the resort where he’d once earned and entirely deserved lifetime ban, because he’s a petty man with a great deal too much time on his hands. His justice was to be violent and poetic. Having been banned from the Hard Rock Hotel for property damage, he was going to have a dozen or so of his wrestle friends finish the job of tearing it down in his stead.

Anna Mathews stepped up first for the team, tore down a bar, cracked some skulls, briefly found herself in the midst of a torrid love affair with Paul Rudd and destroyed a pie. All to the sounds of the theme from Friends.

Bit of an odd one really.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 10, 2018, 09:51:56 PM »
The Hellcat Spangled Death Squad vs. 3 Ring Barney II - La Casa de la Diversión - Hell Lucha Libre

In 2018 The Hellcat Spangled Death Squad and 3 Ring Barney both entered the HELL Trios tournament and promptly got each other eliminated. It was clear the issue between the two teams was never going to end while both of them were alive, so the team behind HELL stepped up to the challenge.

They threw down the gauntlet and allowed the two teams to engage in a hilarious and hellacious cavalcade of carnage.

Bloody, stupid and very much in keeping with the theme.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 10, 2018, 08:51:50 PM »
The Hellcat Spangled Death Squad vs. 3 Ring Barney - CWC Trios Title Match - Rebellion Pro Vol. 37

When she was not getting dragged across fields of broken glass, losing tournaments, trying to bait people into Cage of Death or breaking the hearts of tiny creepy zombie women, Lisa was picking fights with clowns. The reasons behind are many and varied, but suffice to say, she was not a fan, and the rest of the group found themselves being dragged into it and all.

Leading the charge for the opposite side were 3 Ring Barney. The charismatic, carnival collection, who dogged her in companies around the world.

The two teams had their first meeting in Rebellion Pro when the Hellcat Spangled Death Squad stepped in for their first defence against the former and long standing holders.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 07, 2018, 07:58:23 PM »
The Hellcat Spangled Death Squad vs. the World - Trios Thunderbastard Match - Rose City Wrestling

The Hellcat Spangled Death Squad entered the Rose City Wrestling Trios Fiesta with a makeshift team and a great deal to prove. Lisa and Betsy had teamed just a handful of times and come bitterly close in their challenge for the Rose City Tag Titles. Ana meanwhile was a fresh edition team, a definite outsider and a bizarre edition to an already surprising tandem.

The result was a surprising, quite shocking and fairly hilarious tornado of gore, blood, hate and violence that set HSDS well ahead of their peers in Rose City.

Also, at one point Lisa just straight up murders a doctor.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 06, 2018, 06:00:00 PM »
Dodo-A-Gogo vs. Aokigahara Zombie & Kaho Sugiyama - Neo Tokyo Deathmatch - Spring Break Rager

Aokigahara Zombie had a great number of runins with the members of the Hellcat Spangled Death Squad in 2018. One of the early highlights came at Masatake Kawatama’s Spring Break Rager, when the former Kamikaze Pro Champion teamed with Rose City icon and future Hall of Famer, Kaho Sugiyama.

Across from them were Lisa Seldon and Anna Mathews, collectively known as Dodo-A-Gogo. The two had previously teamed and seen great success, but that was some time ago.

Whatever the result, this match would set the scene for numerous encounters between the group and the old man of Deathmatch wrestling to come.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 05, 2018, 05:38:53 PM »
Ana Hayden vs. Josh Kennedy - Never Ending Singles Match - Kamikaze Pro

For a period of time, Ana Hayden and Josh Kennedy were the two top wrestlers on the planet. He was the dominant, unquestionable ace of the Championship Wrestling Coalition and she was the fresh new face of 4 Corners Wrestling. Both entered as the top stars of their respective promotions and both were eager to prove they were the best amongst the best.

What resulted was an arguable contender for match of the year.

News Wire / Re: Hellcat Spangled Death Squad best of 2018
« on: December 04, 2018, 05:53:47 PM »
Skull Kids Pro vs. Dead Von Erichs - Punk Rock Pro

As the enforcers of the group, the Skull Kids Pro generally had a quiet year, content to skulk in the background and step up where needed. They did however have their fair share of bloody brawls in 2018.

The Dead Von Erichs meanwhile were an upstart team, spoiling for a fight. They'd drawn the ire of Lisa Seldon and in turn, found themselves in direct opposition to the Skull Kids.

The result was a wild brawl in front of a bloodthirsty crowd that saw the Skull Kids do what they do best. Mostly hitting things and shouting Smash and Bash a lot.

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