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Southern Twang (Jobber)
« on: February 03, 2017, 10:19:16 PM »

TAG TEAM INFORMATION
NAME: Southern Twang
MEMBERS: Jim Bob (James Storm) and Leroy Forrest (Bobby Roode)
ALIGNMENT: Face
ENTRANCE MUSIC: "Friends in Low Places" - Garth Brooks


ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION
A single spotlight shines down on the center of the entrance ramp as a relatively out of shape hillbilly steps through the curtain with a guitar in hand playing the opening strings of Garth Brooks "Friends in Low Places". A moment later his brother, Leroy, appears from the backstage area with a beer in his hand and a microphone and commences to sing, somewhat off key, as they head down the entrance ramp together.

"Blame it all on my roots I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair.
The last one to know, the last one to show
I was the last one you thought you'd see there.
And I saw the surprise, and the fear in his eyes
when I took his glass of champagne.
I toasted you said hunny we may be through
But you'll never hear me COMPLAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIINNNNNNNNN"

Leroy finishes drinking his beer and Jim Bob slings the guitar over his shoulder as the rest of the song picks up over the loud speakers while they jog the rest of the way down the entrance ramp and roll into the ring. Once in the ring the two meet in the middle and begin to sing together.

"CUZ I GOT FRIEEEEEEENNNNNNNNDDDDSSS IN LOWWWWWWW PLACES
WHERE THE WHISKEY DROWNS AND THE BEEEER CHASES MY BLUES AWAY
AND ILL BE OKAY
NOW I'M NOT BIG ON SOCIAL GRACES THINK ILL SLIP ON DOWN TO THE OAAAAAASIS
OH I GOT FRIEEENNNNDDDDDSSSSSS
IN LOWWWWWWWW PLAAAAAAAAAACESSSSSSSSSSSS"

The two continue to sing together until the referee forces them to return the microphone to the time keeper and wait in their corner until the match begins.


CHAMPION ENTRANCE DESCRIPTION
Lol no.

TEAM MOVES & FINISHERS
They're just two drunk hillbillies that don't know what they're doing. Their finishing maneuver is passing out from drinking too much and getting counted out.
« Last Edit: May 01, 2017, 11:25:21 PM by Perry Wallace »